I always wondered if this bird ever actually learned to eat on its own.
I know he’s been trying for a few years at least and he still hasn’t caught it. I don’t have high hopes for him.
I saw a picture of a dead bird recently. I wonder if it was him.
This is the part where someone comes along and tells me this bird is suffering from some neurologic disorder that will lead to it’s starvation and eventual death.
Nah, it’s just very young and hasn’t learned how to eat yet without its mother feeding it.
Bird scientist here. In scientific terms, we say “That lad is proper fucked”.
Bird scientist? Are you an ornithologist? Or are you a bird wearing glasses and a labcoat?
Yes
He’s a chicken, I tell ya! A giant chicken!
Bird software engineer here, he is just calculating whether to take another bic mac or not. Happens when the bird is on a diet trying get ripped.
Is that proprietary software or you FOSS it out?
Proprietary Raytheon drone drivers are the worst
You’re uploading that to pidgeons now? I’ve been seeing owls going through them like a breeze.
Yeah it is.
This bird you see, is real dumb.
Thankfully, Lemmy didn’t seem to suffer from that…yet
it’s the gays!
jk. im gay
Leave that poor bird alone
Aaaaaa. Huh?! Aaaaaa. Sir, I’m SAYING Aaaaa. What the heck?!
Imagine a baby T-Rex doing this you.
That’s a better imaginary scene than most involving tyrannosaurs
Kids these days are so spoiled
Awww it’s retarded
It is like 4 weeks old. You were that dumb at 4 wk too.
Worse actually,yeah.
I like to imagine the bird is just screaming at the grub to taunt it.
Selection is a very cruel mistress. It’s a case for genetic engineering.
I’m torn between roflol and feeling like cheering for him.
C’mon, do something
