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funny@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Dude, get out of here

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Dude, get out of here

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funny@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Those slaps were rather gentle, with a spirit of “Get out of here you silly goose!”

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      Yeah, I was really happy to see it wasn’t a wallop!

      People don’t often treat reptiles very nice compared to mammals, but this is understandable and not excessive!

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        To be fair most approaching mammals don’t have the jaw strength to crush my skull like a grape.

        But just look at that smiley boi.

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          1. Don’t put your skull in his mouth then, you goof.

          2. You’d be surprised how much damage mammals can inflict with ease.

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    Boop of banishing

    • adj16@lemmy.world
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      🤣

  • redcalcium@lemmy.institute
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    That’s a funny looking stray cat.

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    The alligator/crocothing was really confused

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      Your first guess was correct. Wide, blunt snout gives it away. Crocodiles- skinny, toothy snout.

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        They would have been fucked if it was a crocodile. American alligators are usually super chill and aren’t a problem so long as you aren’t actively antagonizing them. Crocodiles, meanwhile, are colossal assholes that are always looking to fuck up someone’s day.

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          There’s also American crocodiles, which are very shy and reclusive as well. If it was a saltwater or Nile croc though, yeah, it would have made a point of ruining their day.

          • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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            American crocodilians are chill

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        Easy way to remember: an alligator’s snout is rounded like the C in Crocodile, and a crocodile’s snout is pointed like the A in Alligator.

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          This does not seem easy

          • GoodEye8@lemm.ee
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            If it looks like a Crocodile it’s an Alligator and if it looks like an Alligator it’s a Crocodile. Easy.

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            I tend to tell the difference by which one I will see later vs. which one I will see in a while.

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    Im always surprised how tame alligators are. Nothing like crocodiles.

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    That’s how Ripley should have dealt with the ALIEN.

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      *pat pat* Off you go. Out the airlock you silly goose. *pat pat*

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    They are way too casual around something that can rip their fingers and arm off

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      Florida be like

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        not too different from the politicians around there

  • THCDenton@lemmy.world
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    I love gators

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    Bad boy, bad boy shooo!

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    See you later

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    Bad bad croc! Shew, go home!

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      Ahem. Gator. 😀

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        Yeah, probably, I really don’t know the difference… except for what Robin Williams said in Jumanji 😂.

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