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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months

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Girlfriend To Stay Underneath Blanket For Next 5 Months

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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PROVIDENCE, RI—Immediately after sitting down on the living room couch and covering herself in a large cotton blanket, area girlfriend Amanda Bettman, 28, announced her intentions Monday to remain in this state for the next five calendar months. “I am cozy right now, this is my ideal state of warmth and…
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    My wife and dog are permanently camped out under our Kotatsu table+blanket.

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      That’s either a very big table or a very small wife.

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        It’s a “tall” kotatsu. So more like a small dining table than a low coffee table.

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    That is why The Comfy was invented

    • lolcatnip@reddthat.com
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      Doesn’t seem like much of an improvement over a nice robe.

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    This one never gets old.

  • DarkThoughts@kbin.social
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    Guys being cuddled up in a blanket.

  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    Meanwhile, he’s in the Carhartt full time.

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