I can’t imagine thinking about an offsprings genetalia, let alone proudly proclaiming to everyone that not only do I think about it, but I compare it to what I imagine other people’s are like.

it just occurred to me that he’s used “represents” in the wrong order.

Taylor Swift’s / his daughters vagina is a metaphor for a particular sandwich. When you see the coochie you must understand it’s not actually a coochie, it is merely a representation of bread.