PinkyCoyote to The Monkey's PawEnglish · 1 year agoI wish every restaurant that sold chicken wings also sold real dodo wings.message-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down12
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareI wish every restaurant that sold chicken wings also sold real dodo wings.PinkyCoyote to The Monkey's PawEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squarelivus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 year agoEasiest way to grant that is: Done. No restaurants sell chicken wings.
minus-squareFullest@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoI was thinking along a similar line, except - Done. Chickens are now also extinct.
minus-squareOtter@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoAs in, it’s now law so no one can sell chicken wings unless they can procure dodo wings?
minus-squarelivus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoReal dodo wings. A law of nature, so it can’t be broken. Given the normal mark-up on chicken and the fact they can still sell thighs and drumsticks, there’s no real incentive to clone dodos or similar even if people knew about the law.
Easiest way to grant that is:
Done. No restaurants sell chicken wings.
OP is a monster.
Yes but for unrelated reasons
I was thinking along a similar line, except -
Done. Chickens are now also extinct.
As in, it’s now law so no one can sell chicken wings unless they can procure dodo wings?
Real dodo wings. A law of nature, so it can’t be broken.
Given the normal mark-up on chicken and the fact they can still sell thighs and drumsticks, there’s no real incentive to clone dodos or similar even if people knew about the law.