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late_nightMEnglish · 2 天前

I wish I could be rid of my allergies

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I wish I could be rid of my allergies

late_nightMEnglish · 2 天前

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I Cast Fist@programming.devEnglish · 8 天前

I wish I had the super strength of Superman, with my entire body being able to safely deal with the increased forces

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I wish I had the super strength of Superman, with my entire body being able to safely deal with the increased forces

I Cast Fist@programming.devEnglish · 8 天前

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ProbiusEnglish · 9 天前

I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.

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I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.

ProbiusEnglish · 9 天前

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.devEnglish · 29 天前

I wish all declawed cats got their claws returned to normal

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I wish all declawed cats got their claws returned to normal

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.devEnglish · 29 天前

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henfredemars@infosec.pubEnglish · 2 个月前

I wish for two of the best Belgian beers ever made.

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I wish for two of the best Belgian beers ever made.

henfredemars@infosec.pubEnglish · 2 个月前

late_nightMEnglish · 3 个月前

I wish I could have peace and quiet for a few hours

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I wish I could have peace and quiet for a few hours

late_nightMEnglish · 3 个月前

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late_nightMEnglish · 3 个月前

I wish my hippos were less hungry hungry

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I wish my hippos were less hungry hungry

late_nightMEnglish · 3 个月前

Web_Rand@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 个月前

I wish the magic hadn't gone away in Star vs The forces of evil.

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I wish the magic hadn't gone away in Star vs The forces of evil.

Web_Rand@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 个月前

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henfredemars@infosec.pubEnglish · 4 个月前

I wish for a bowl of extra spicy chicken curry.

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I wish for a bowl of extra spicy chicken curry.

henfredemars@infosec.pubEnglish · 4 个月前

key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 5 个月前

I wish to no longer receive text messages from various numbers about Ohio politics

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I wish to no longer receive text messages from various numbers about Ohio politics

key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 5 个月前

henfredemars@infosec.pubEnglish · 6 个月前

I wish my new water bottle contained an infinite supply of ice cold drinking water.

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I wish my new water bottle contained an infinite supply of ice cold drinking water.

henfredemars@infosec.pubEnglish · 6 个月前

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.devEnglish · 6 个月前

I wish my house cleaned itself

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I wish my house cleaned itself

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.devEnglish · 6 个月前

henfredemars@infosec.pubEnglish · 7 个月前

I wish for servers at restaurants to always bring my tea or water with lemon already included, without me having to ask for it separately.

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I wish for servers at restaurants to always bring my tea or water with lemon already included, without me having to ask for it separately.

henfredemars@infosec.pubEnglish · 7 个月前

late_nightMEnglish · 7 个月前

I wish cows were the size of cats so we could have them as pets

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I wish cows were the size of cats so we could have them as pets

late_nightMEnglish · 7 个月前

late_nightMEnglish · 8 个月前

I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time at will and explore this time-frozen world with my bestie

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I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time at will and explore this time-frozen world with my bestie

late_nightMEnglish · 8 个月前

henfredemars@infosec.pubEnglish · 9 个月前

I wish that every website that works only in Chrome also has to be compatible with Firefox.

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I wish that every website that works only in Chrome also has to be compatible with Firefox.

henfredemars@infosec.pubEnglish · 9 个月前

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key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 10 个月前

I wish my body to be in peak human shape no matter what I do

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I wish my body to be in peak human shape no matter what I do

key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 10 个月前

henfredemars@infosec.pubEnglish · 10 个月前

I wish my dog could walk himself.

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I wish my dog could walk himself.

henfredemars@infosec.pubEnglish · 10 个月前

FubarberryEnglish · 10 个月前

I wish for Linux to have a respectable marketshare of 20%

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I wish for Linux to have a respectable marketshare of 20%

FubarberryEnglish · 10 个月前

FubarberryEnglish · 11 个月前

I wish I was good enough at football to play professionally

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I wish I was good enough at football to play professionally

FubarberryEnglish · 11 个月前

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