Because I are not blind

Booper or boopee

Its a joker quote

You’ve got to post that!

Stephen Kings pet sematary was inspired by this story!

Couldn’t leave the post completely normal now could I

First time I checked the numbers of the community in a while and its doing really well!

Also led to all the other similar communities!

Right out of a romance novel

Thats high praise for 5 characters lol

You were so close to understanding it that I genuinely thought you were trolling lmao

Think it’s illegal now, the pig tearing

That checks out

This seems right, but what on earth is a teacher hotel

The hotel at the end makes me think its smth deliberate and other commenters have some good guesses!

When I try

I hadn’t quite picked up the excitement in the name. But in hindsight, that caps in quite excited

Yet another win for the human race 💪

I had hotel aaaand thats it

That was a reading hint I gave, its how you ought to read the post for it to make sense.