ComfyMuffin@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 year agoWhat's a secret that you're keeping from your partner/significant other that you're taking to the grave with you?message-squaremessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up198arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up194arrow-down1message-squareWhat's a secret that you're keeping from your partner/significant other that you're taking to the grave with you?ComfyMuffin@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square53fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarepartial_accumen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·1 year agoI suppose we should tell them now. You’re not actual a “real human.” You’re an alien just like us, but we convinced you that you were human so we could study “human behavior”. One behavior we’ve identified is paranoia.
minus-squarePiecemakers@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoBy definition, it’s not paranoia if they’re actually after you.
I suppose we should tell them now.
You’re not actual a “real human.” You’re an alien just like us, but we convinced you that you were human so we could study “human behavior”. One behavior we’ve identified is paranoia.
Who said they are paranoid?
By definition, it’s not paranoia if they’re actually after you.