Originally posted by @Martineski@lemmy.fmhy.ml.

  • runeko@programming.dev
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    1 year ago

    Granted. You now can fall asleep whenever you want … and also whenever anyone else wants you to.

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    1 year ago

    Granted! You are falsely accused of a crime and thrown into a CIA dark site prison cell, hitting your head. This gives you the power to sleep whenever you want, but, of course, the CIA will never let you leave and will torture you on a regular basis

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    1 year ago

    [@poopboobs@lemmy.fmhy.ml]

    Granted. You fall asleep whenever you desire. However, you immediately shit yourself every time.

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    1 year ago

    [@Discola@lemmy.fmhy.ml]

    You can, but the duration of your sleep is completely random. You might sleep for eight hours, you might sleep for five minutes, you might sleep for seventy two hours

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      1 year ago

      [@Martineski@lemmy.fmhy.ml - OP]

      You’re a lifesaver! How do I activate it?

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    1 year ago

    [@MrJameGumb@lemmy.fmhy.ml]

    Granted. The next time you start to feel tired you immediately fall into a deep and restful slumber.

    Once asleep though you start having a dream where you are at work. As you walk into the office you think to yourself “I wish I could have gotten a little more sleep” and immediately fall asleep in lobby.

    As you sleep in the lobby you have a dream that you are a child again, traveling in the backseat of your parents car. You feel more safe and secure there than you have in years, and you consider having a little nap until the trip is over, and immediately fall asleep

    Eventually you fall so deep into dreams within dreams that you find yourself in a land of pure fantasy where you are the supreme overlord.

    You rule over your dark dominion for the next 3000 years, only occasionally having a recurring nightmare that you are a severe narcoleptic confined to a hospital bed

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    1 year ago

    Granted. You’ve just been drafted for the first settlement on Mars. The trip will take 8 months, all but 3 days of which will be spent in cryo-sleep to conserve resources such as food and water.