The Monkey's PawEnglish · 1 year ago

I wish I was able to fall asleep whenever I want [MIGRATED]

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I wish I was able to fall asleep whenever I want [MIGRATED]

The Monkey's PawEnglish · 1 year ago

Originally posted by @Martineski@lemmy.fmhy.ml.

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You can, but the duration of your sleep is completely random. You might sleep for eight hours, you might sleep for five minutes, you might sleep for seventy two hours
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  You’re a lifesaver! How do I activate it?

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