Man this is great! My theory is the simulation ends when the first person hits a trillion. If that’s the case then this hellscape is almost over everyone! Someone finally won the damn game and we can all log out!
Somebody’s been watching Sword Art Online.
Elon Musk is already worth over trillion
Yea, we should be getting the server is going down message any time now, right? …. Right guys? guys?
I love Don Hertzfeldt’s stuff! Thanks for reminding me. It’s been a while since I’ve watched any of his animations.
The admins have decided that most of us can take so much more absurdity before we break. This experiment is sick, I tell you.
Shits starting to feel like the Stanford prison guard experiment
The game rules were written using the long scale, so the guy is actually becoming the first billionaire.
You mean that’s his mob drop?
Aahh man so then we all gotta start fresh on a new server? Geez never a relaxing moment
I’m ready for a new game - this one sucks
monkey paw: New Game +,
No health Regen this time, every scratch bleeds you to death. You can still keep your stuff from the previous game 😘
That just liife at 40.
Logoutlogutlogoutlogoutlogout
O well, I’m not skipping Bitcoin this time!
Yeah this one is so buggy and I swear I have like 2000ms
That was the case, but they got a new grant and now the simulation goes to quadrillion
Holy fuck your mod log is… Christ…
Mostly from people overreacting and misattributing malice. Literally some of the most innocuous shit gets misinterpreted and then things spiral
I dunno man, as someone married to trans person, who also has a girlfriend who’s transgender, you’re kind of a straight up asshole.
Based on what are you making that judgement? A series of truncated comments out of context? Because that’s basically all you can see. You don’t have a clue what I was saying other than that. So you’re just taking the mod’s word for it that I was being transphobic, and that the mod wasn’t just overreacting?
Literally nothing I said in that entire exchange was transphobic, but I got attacked with a series of strawman arguments by people assuming what I was trying to say. Kinda like you’re doing now. See how easily that happens?
God damnit!
A theoretical trillion or a real trillion though?
On paper by market cap. So in reality a few billion.
MBS has been there for a while
MBS?
Saudi Arabia’s king.
Indistinguishable from people who say we need to create greater Israel so that God ends the world
Well that’s a huge reach off of a shit post.
Taking that awfully seriously for a shitpost
Needs more Joker. Not the meme, the literal, actual Joker.
When this bubble pops we are all fucked.
Not everyone, just the avarage person. Billionaires will be just fine and completely safe frome the consequences.
They’ll probably make way more money still, somehow
The face of delight.
“Am I shitting my pants right now or is someone else shitting them?”
Donnie is understandably mad that Elon interrupted his work-time nap.
My controversial opinion:
We did this with sci-fi.
Too many people think their future actually looks like Star Trek or Mars terraforming movies or whatever, and buy Musk’s claim he’s going to make humanity an interplanetary race.
But it doesn’t work like that.
Space travel is impossibly hard. It is just impractical for human bodies, as they exist now, outside of specific scientific missions. Physics dictates that it is expensive. Quantify it, and basically, civilization woukd have to advance to a point where our Earth problems are already trivial to even begin mass manned space travel.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for drone work in space, crazy science missions, and beautiful, hopeful speculative sci fi.
But I feel like the population needs a cold bucket of water. Space travel is not going to save us; Earth is all we got for now.
As proven by the voting public, too many people live in a fantasy land where the impossible is possible, like making lying cheaters into honest presidents. I don’t understand what benefit anybody thinks they could get from a space station on Mars. It’s not like they’re gonna get to live there or get any of the benefits from it. It must be the same people that refused to place any restrictions on Billionaires, like taxes, somehow they think a billionaire base on Mars is good for them.
That’s exactly what they think. They literally think Elon Musk is going to take them to Mars and automate work with AI robots and such, because nothing in their information sphere ever contradicts it.
It’s not fair to expect the average person to understand orbital mechanics, but putting them in an information bubble like Musk has is not fair to them.
It would probably work out better for everybody if he actually did take them to Mars.
True, but at this point, I’m not sure if we even deserve the earth we are on.
You mean Tesla, right?
Because SpaceX just got 25% over their 94x guess…
The thing is - no matter how rich he’ll ever be or how much power he’ll get. He is, and forever will be, one of the biggest fucking losers this world has ever seen.
This gives me enough comfort to sleep at night.
Hitler was also a loser before he went to war with the world. This fucking loser has enough money to fund his own army and start a war. Dude already has the tech to create ballistic missiles. Yeah he is a loser but also dangerous because of his enormous wealth.
Also just absolutely miserable. It makes me warm knowing the dipshit feels constantly inadequate and constantly alone.
I have no economic knowledge or trading ability, here’s my very important prediction…
…this is a huge rug pull and the billionaires in on it are going to make a lot of money.
The trillionaire. He’s a trillionaire now.
And if their value drops, just have your other company bail them out for triple their value and make your company double in value! Woooo!
It will never not be funny to me that most white supremacists look like their mom drank bleach in order to abort them.
Behold, the master race:
Damn. That’s the face of a man that aliens would take a look at and go nope not abducting this one.
I wish Elmo will be the first trillionare to be shot in the neck
Disgusting human your are
I don’t think the average trader is convinced of this at all. I think they just know to buy in early to ride the hype, then sell it once the hype dies down. Short term gains.
25 P/E ratio isn’t even that bad, especially for a tech company
100 on the other hand…
For a startup.
When you have a virtual monopoly and are the company with the world’s highest valuation, you shouldn’t be in growth mode anymore. This valuation is bananas
spaceX has negative earnings and cashflow. They are going by price to revenue ratio, including about half the revenue being inflated datacenter rental rates from Anthropic and Google (large SpaceX shareholder) that let them cancel at any time. 75 price to revenue ratio is much higher than previous record that was facebook IPO. Facebook was just a web site that serves ads. Less than $1/user in computing hardware. AI is $30 to $300 hardware costs per user… assuming there are a lot of users. The other absurdity in Spacex prospectus is a $26T enterprise AI total addressable market. Even if true, grok’s share going up has no basis in reality.
It really is the roaring 20s all over again! Hell yes! Even have Republicans in charge of everything again! Party like it’s 1928!!! /s
All that money and he can’t even buy a friend, love, or the attention of his many children.
