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Cantaloupe@lemmy.fedioasis.cc to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

If real life loaded like a video game did, what would the loading screen tips be?

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If real life loaded like a video game did, what would the loading screen tips be?

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Cantaloupe@lemmy.fedioasis.cc to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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          Wouldn’t that be nice.

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    Unironically, something like “Don’t forget to fear God and keep His commandments!”. I mean, we’d have full confirmation of a creator intelligence if we had loading screens, lol.

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      Dunno, could be evolution. Creatures with loading screens would likely be more suited to survival if the tips are actually useful.

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