Sorry, I don’t wanna get accused of being a “CCP Spy trying to sabotage destabalize America” and then DHS will declare my family as foreign terrorists, then have ICE raid my house and deport my dad, a non-citizen.

Cuz in this country, whenever a non-white person does something, everyone who looks like that is getting targeted in hate crimes…

Then the entire Chinese diaspora community would be like: “Why did this loser have to stir the pot and ruin it for the rest of us?”

This problem on the white dudes who voted him in.

Just filmed my parents fucking and uploaded it to OnlyFans… now they have enough to cover the taxes… yay!

(Sigmund Freud have joined the chat)

Instructions unclear: I showed the IRS agents my cock and I got arrested for sexual harassment

BUT THEN I got a pardon from the president! He’s now giving me a cabinet position!

SLAVA UKRAINI 🇺🇦

Bruh…

This is like… literally most of my comments…

I type how I’d speak… like I actually just imagining the conversation happening irl and just type exactly as I would say it face to face

except the "lol"s and "lmao"s, I don’t say that irl xD

anything that’s not white, scare

Tbf I also had black kids in school used the term “ching chong” against me…

Idk why is there just so much casual racism that’s acceptable against Asians, I mean like… its almost universally ragarded as unacceptable to be racist against black people, but the same standard isn’t applied to racism against Asians… cuz society is like “Model Minority” and "White Adjacent"¹ so Asians get to be made a joke of

Idk why… I could get bullied IN FRONT OF OTHER ASIAN KIDS and they will not stand up for me… 😭

Where solidarity?

(¹Very “white adjacent” iNdEeD… so much so that ahem Covid Anti-Asian hatecrimes… ahem)

Run for congress, be corrupt as hell, and seek a rich doner to support your compaign

/j

I flew it for like a few months then I keep crashing it, or like have it gone too far and never been able to retrieve it… etc…

(Not a fpv, but I still fly around for fun, not really doing much photography lol)

And I kinda ran out of funds for this hobby…

I still have a DJI Mini… something (3 or 4 idk) that’s still fuctional I think… but nah, don’t feel like it…

the novelty died…

I also never seen a drone irl before I got one… lol…

I sometimes didnt feel like going to the park and so I flew it in my front yard, then the kids across the street got so annoyed with me and accused me of “spying on them”… and I’m no sure if they meant it as in the “you’re a creep” type of way, or like the… um…

“You’re a Chinese working for the CCP spying on our country” type of way… 🤦‍♂️

This is deep blue Philly…

Now we have orange fuckface in office

DJI banned(? only applies to new ones I think? still…)

Trade war and politics stufff…

Lile I always imagined people are just very Sinophobic for some reason after the “new sheriff in town” term 2

Like I imagine white guys are just in a “red scare” mode in their brain…

Or maybe am I just paranoid and imagining things?

Paired with my depression…

Meh…

I’ll just do other stuff lile writing… which I’ve still been procrastinating for like months… (I like to imagine myself being a writer but the not actually concenstrate enough to do it lmao)

Eh, I think driving is still cheaper…

According to google: 150 miles (approximate distance) for a Toyota Rav 4 is approximately $20 in gas one way… $40 both ways… saving $14 xD

(wear and tear blah blah its not immediate so as far as their frugal brains go, its cheaper…

Oh yea… they’ll probably need to go together… so two tickets would be over $100

Lesson Learned: Travel by driving is cheaper if you have more than 1 person)

Chapter 16:

So I ran away from home, as the IRS agents busted in the door… my parents got shot dead on the scene…

Now I’m officially an orphan… sadly ever after…

Alternate Chapter 16:

My family is now on the run… I’ve been too entangled into their bussiness… I’m also on the United States government’s hit list…

We grabbed as much gold as possible hidden underneath parents bed¹, just in case of emergency.

“Oh shit, where do we even go?”, my dad asked.

“I TOLD YOU TO JUST PAY THE TAX, NOW OUR CHILD IS IN TROUBLE BECAUSE OF YOU”, mom replied.

“Iran”, I said, while my parents stared at me, bewildered at my comment, “they don’t have an extradition treaty with the US”

“But…” dad mumbled in a said voice.

“Yes I know”, mom said, defeated, “it’s not a good place for women, but I have to do it, for the safety of my son”

“We shouldn’t have been dealing bussiness with the Iranians²”, dad said, “now we have no choice but to seek asylum there”

…

And so this is the story of how my family ended up in Iran… and this is why the US is now trying to bomb Iran… all in effort to get us to pay the taxes…

(¹For storytelling purposes. There is no actual gold there, don’t actually come to my house lmfao

²Not actually true lmao, but it’d be worthy of a wikipedia page if it were true lol)

nonono that doesn’t work, idiot!

you have to use inspect element!

me big brain 🤓

flying

IN THIS ECONOMY?

Roadtrip it is!

(Or they can be very frugal and walk there in 3 days… but that’s after April 15 and then the Taxman is big mad…

Biking maybe? xD)

No joke, this is has the vibe of my fictional worldbuilding/lore stuff

I like it

But then that’d scare too many users away and Mr. Andy Yen can’t feel so good about himself anymore… THINK OF THE CERN SCIENTISTS!

You put the peeps in the chili pot and eat them all up
You put the peeps in the chili pot and make them taste… baaad

(edit: lmfao somebody didn’t watch The Good Place and downvoted)

That doesn’t sounds like an overthrow, more like an intended part of the system.

Overthrow would be like:

“Alright folks lets delete the senate and the electoral college, slaps podium in the house of representatives lets rename this this thing ‘Parliament’ and have proportional representation”

Difference is most countries are aimed at self-defence… as in against home invaders and such…

The US 2nd amendment seems to be intended for “protection against a tyrannical government”…

No company will go to jail for your privacy.

The only “privacy” you have to hoping the laws of the jurisdiction where its operated in is privacy-friendly, if the courts there decide to issue a warrant, you’re fucked.

The takeaway: Use cash payments and use a VPN when accessing Protonmail.

(ProtonVPN and ProtonMail are governed by different laws. Swiss courts can demand logging of a MAIL provider but not a VPN provider… so you have to use ProtonVPN (or another no-log VPN to access ProtonMAIL…)

It was more useful before tanks, planes, and… oh…

NUCLEAR MISSILES

…

but nowadays the point is more like a self defence type of thing, since cops are useless.

We should really form well-regulated militias and just get rid of career cops…

Edit: I mean with drone warfare becoming popular…

Maybe we should expand 2nd amendment to cover Attack Drones? 🤔

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