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So, snow flurries jizz?
Well damn, now I need a condom umbrella…
Flurries jizz
That’s a typo. It’s actually “furries jizz.”
Fuck me sky daddy! uwu
We’ve been getting dicked quite a bit this winter.
Yeah, this winter’s been a hard one.
Just the tip, West Virginia…
Teabagged in Indiana.
Coming to Bravo this fall!
Ohio is gonna get fucked!
1"? More like 1’
That Michigan glove is right exactly where it needs to be.
My name is Storm. Dick Storm.
