• moistclump@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      At the end of the Bible, Jesus is said to have ascended to heaven. For Jesus to power the vehicle he would have had to die and been buried.

      Ironically this person may be saying the Bible isn’t true, he didn’t ascend, he was human like us and died like us and became part of the carbon cycle like us.

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      1 year ago

      he was a zombie, and no other zombies have survived for the fossil and archaeological record. so… eaten by other zombies? yes or no.