What the actual fuck is this, please tell me this wasn’t written by a sentient being?
CHEMOMMY
Found a new nickname for my wife
WTF…
This is book 2 in a published series.
Link to book one?
The Brightest Light of Sunshine
Determined to walk away from a traumatic past, 22-year-old Grace Allen feels ready to take the next step in her healing journey—dipping a toe into the dating pool. Although she should probably start by making a friend or two, right?
Samuel ‘Cal’ Callaghan isn’t who she had envisioned as her first male friend in… well, forever. With an intimidating build, tattoos everywhere, eight years her senior, and a little sister under his care, the last thing she expected was to warm up to him so easily. As their friendship evolves, Grace can’t help but wonder if Cal is exactly who she’s been looking for all this time.
Cal can’t afford to lose sight of his priorities—making sure his tattoo parlor thrives and taking care of his little sister. Especially the latter. He wants to make sure 4-year-old Maddie has a healthy and happy childhood, despite their mother going off the rails and her father’s blatant neglect. There’s certainly no room for love in his life right now. But when a sweet blonde with a veiled past breaks down his walls, he finds it difficult to stick to his guns.
Reading that was so painful
What a terrible day to know how to read.
I barely understand any of it, but that makes it even more beautiful.
Craziest theragun ad placement I’ve ever seen
I don’t understand what is happening.
I’m not sure the writer does either.
Shakespeare wishes he could write a master piece like this.
My first question is what’s a Theragun? My other questions are about everything else that’s happening…
It’s a muscle massager. It vibrates violently to
To… what? Oh no, I think the Theragun got them!
“cocks theragun”
I don’t think psilocybin would remediate this.
You would have to be a masochist to use a Theragun on your ladybits.
Literary warcrime, please tell the Hague.
i’ve seen this screenshot before. the moment i read “ballet injuries”, i braced myself
This reads like a The Other End comic.
This puts me in mind of Bizzaro Fiction .
