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minus-squarepH3ra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up61arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoMy retirement plan is 10 grams of lead
minus-squareHexagon@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 year agoMy retirement plan is society collapsing on itself
minus-squareAdolfSchmitler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoAhh the old “Smith & Wesson Retirement Plan”
minus-squareChrisLicht@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year ago4 bars and some fenty. Nu fuss, no muss.
minus-squarePunnyName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 year agoI’m gonna turn my on / off switch to “off”.
minus-squarepeopleproblems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoI plan to build up my retirement fund to buy my medication for a month and then we’ll take it from there
minus-squaresolidsnake2085@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·1 year agoI’ve got 27 years until I am old enough to get my pension.
minus-squarejcit878@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year ago26 to the month for me. assuming they don’t change it again
Wait, you guys get to retire?
My retirement plan is 10 grams of lead
Real (real)
My retirement plan is society collapsing on itself
Ahh the old “Smith & Wesson Retirement Plan”
4 bars and some fenty. Nu fuss, no muss.
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I’m gonna turn my on / off switch to “off”.
I plan to build up my retirement fund to buy my medication for a month and then we’ll take it from there
I’ve got 27 years until I am old enough to get my pension.
26 to the month for me. assuming they don’t change it again
I choose the Kurt Cobain retirement.