• Erika2rsis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 year ago

    STOP POSTING ABOUT POLITICS. I’M TIRED OF SEEING IT. MY FRIENDS ON LEMMY SEND ME MEMES. ON KBIN IT’S FUCKIN’ MEMES. I WAS ON AN INSTANCE, RIGHT, AND AAAAAAALLLL OF THE COMMUNITIES ARE JUST POLITICS STUFF. I- I SHOWED MY CHAMPION UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIEND, AND THE LOGO, I LOOKED AT IT, AND I SAID, “HEY BABE, WHEN THE COMMODITY IS FETISHIZED” [ding-ding-dings to the tune of The Internationale] I FUCKIN’ LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID, “UNDER CAPITALISM, WASTE PLAYS A VITAL ROLE IN THE ARTIFICIAL SCARCITY THAT UNDERPINS THE ENTIRE SOCIO-ECONOMIC SYSTEM”. I LOOK AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE OMNIPRESENT PHALLOCENTRISM IN OUR PATRIARCHAL SOCIETY, AND I GO, “POLITICS? MORE LIKE POLY-DICKS!

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      Guess the anthems:

      • Ding ding ding ding, di-ding, ding ding ding ding, di-ding, ding ding ding ding.

      • Ding di-ding ding ding DING! Ding di-ding, ding ding ding.

      • Ding di-ding, ding ding, di-ding, ding, ding di-ding, ding ding, di-ding!

      • Ding, di-ding ding ding, ding, ding di-di-di-di-ding ding, di-di-di-di-di-di-DING.

      • Ding, ding, di-ding…

      • Ding, di-ding, ding, ding, ding, di-di-ding. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, di-di-DING.

      • Erika2rsis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        1 year ago
        1. United Kingdom (or Liechtenstein, whose anthem uses the same melody)
        2. United States of America
        3. Dunno
        4. People’s Republic of China
        5. Canada
        6. Dunno

        Hopefully number 3 and 6 will come to me later!