The customer is always right, so they’re not gonna be expecting that left hook
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They’ll look right past the left hook
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Honestly, I would be pretty shocked if someone was outing more than one sub per minute
1 sub a minute seems about right, assuming they were serving other people too.
I’ve always said that everybody should be legally allowed to punch one person per year with no consequences. One punch. One person. One year. Cops show up, you tell them you’re using your one. They verify it in their database, then say ‘Okay, have a nice day. And you, person who got punched, …stop being an asshole.’
I imagine people would be much more polite and reasonable if they knew there was a strong chance they’d get punched in the mouth for being a twat.
Kind of a Purge Lite
There’s some people who would have to become shut-ins. There’s just some people who physiologically incapable of not being a twat.
Off topic but what would stop them from also using their one punch? Would it then count as self defense for you to punch em a second time?
Nope. the yearly one punch is consequence-free. Getting punched back is a consequence, so it would legally be considered assault as though you hadn’t punched them first.
Shhh… don’t question it.
at least once
I’m going to go long on this one. They should be allowed to fight any customer they please, year round.
We should get qualified immunity, too. It works for cops.
See that’s just not fair. Customer service gets more training than cops do.
*Sigh. A girl can only dream…
Yeah, otherwise you’d waste your fight on something like a customer showing up right at closing time. Only for this person ordering subs for an entire wedding the next day.
I would have told them to get lost, or they order one sub and get to the back of the line, 31 times.
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I hope all of them choose the same customer
if someone uses up their one freebee on you on Jan 4 you know YATA.
