I curse Death that she didn’t take me peacefully during the day.
I want to go out peacefully in my sleep like my dad and not screaming like the passengers in his car
bus
😉
So close
Force myself to stop thinking in words and start thinking in pictures. Otherwise I’ll never actually get to sleep.
Is there an aphantasia community yet?
I sometimes let my mind go on a fantasia-esque dream journey. I always start with the same imagery, and then try to coax my subconscious into taking the reins. It’s like tricking your mind into the REM state.
No one here has said “masturbate” yet and I am highly suspicious.
I came here specifically to say jerk off. It’s also what I do first thing when I wake up. I like to play that game where you try and cum before passing out.
Masturbating before sleep gives me a bad night, but sex before sleep gives me a great sleep quality.
I don’t know why.
Tbf, your body knows the difference between the two
The birds are singing,
The flowers are blooming,
My dick is throbbing,
I’ve been away for a whole 20 seconds and I haven’t coomed yet!
Spoon my wife until she gets too hot and taps my leg so I roll over whilst listening to some trashy young adult fantasy audiobook.
This is the way!
I perform a highly sophisticated ritual known as “struggling to find the most comfortable position”, only to wake up later feeling like I went ten rounds with a mattress." It’s real art, ya know.
I see you, too, are a master of the midnight monster fights. And it’s not that my bed or pillow are bad or uncomfortable either. It’s painfully infuriating.
Read a book
Usually - drop my book
Same.
Same.
Pretend to be asleep
Turn the other way
I usually read myself to sleep, given the opportunity.
Scroll lemmy until my phone falls off my unconscious hands.
Double check any alarms.
I cry
Removed by mod
I mean gestures vaguely at everything
Take my glasses off. I’m the kind of person that needs to watch something to fall asleep to. So I usually roll over, take my glasses off, and then just listen till I fall asleep.
Your mom
Turn on a video on my phone to distract my thoughts then lie on my stomach
