Do not, my friends, become addicted to water! It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence! -Immortan Joe
Immor-tangelo.
Namaste.
At press time, Trump had concluded by noting that it was thus that his Liberation Day tariffs were the path to freeing oneself from the karmic wheel of samsara.
Glorious.
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The Onion is a satire newspaper.
Headlinese is an abbreviated form of news writing style used in newspaper headlines.[20] Because space is limited, headlines are written in a compressed telegraphic style, using special syntactic conventions,[21] including:
Forms of the verb “to be” and articles (a, an, the) are usually omitted.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headline#Headlinese
The word “is” is often dropped in headlines in general
This is one hell of a newspaper federation
