• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    How do you know op is gay?

    Edit for those who have never seen the full series of commercials: Long Long Man ends up marrying the dude who is always with the gal who is always lusting over Long Long Man

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      5 days ago

      He doesn’t have a dog house.

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            If you’re thinking of the joke about the professor of deductive reasoning, I’ve always heard it as a doghouse, but I’m sure there are variations. Only 8 billion people on Earth, after all ;-)

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              Fair enough lol

              My version goes something along the lines of no lawn mower > no lawn mowing > no wife to tell him to mow lawn > gay

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                Ah, see, that actually makes a lot more sense. This one is no dog house > no dog > not a family man > gay. Very atomic family era.

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                  Hmm, now that you say that I’m either fabricating a memory or we have two parts of a whole. I seem to remember no lawn mower leading to doghouse somehow?

                  I’ll have to look it up when I’m off work if I remember

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            The Norm McDonald version is a dog house.