• Darren
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    He doesn’t have a dog house.

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          1 year ago

          If you’re thinking of the joke about the professor of deductive reasoning, I’ve always heard it as a doghouse, but I’m sure there are variations. Only 8 billion people on Earth, after all ;-)

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            Fair enough lol

            My version goes something along the lines of no lawn mower > no lawn mowing > no wife to tell him to mow lawn > gay

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              Ah, see, that actually makes a lot more sense. This one is no dog house > no dog > not a family man > gay. Very atomic family era.

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                Hmm, now that you say that I’m either fabricating a memory or we have two parts of a whole. I seem to remember no lawn mower leading to doghouse somehow?

                I’ll have to look it up when I’m off work if I remember

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          The Norm McDonald version is a dog house.