If I were to, hypothetically, want to weld my asshole shut, how should I go about doing this? Is it even possible? What might be the repercussions of doing this?

For context, I have zero experience in welding and the human anatomy so any help at all would be greatly appreciated.

  • QuentinCallaghanA
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    17 hours ago

    What might be the repercussions of doing this?

    Oooh, absolutely nothing! No side effects whatsoever, it really improves your quality of life!