The Onion nails how weird DeSantis is. He is socially awkward and a fascist.
DeSantis reminds me of those 2 aliens that ran for president on the Simpsons Halloween episode.
“You have to vote for one of us, it’s a two party system!” That episode gets more relevant every election.
With out Ranked Choice Voting If you vote third party you only help the other party win. And you’d need a Congress that would support the third party president, otherwise they would just block everything he tried to do.
Republicans right now are funding RFK to get Democrats to vote 3rd part so they could win.
I don’t understand which left-leaning voters he’s pulling in. I despise the Democratic Party and should be an easy target to peel away from their numbers, but RFK Jr. is a joke. Propping up a progressive spoiler candidate would be far more effective on me.
It may be his name. Even RFK’s family is telling people not to vote for him.
I also vote for progressives in the primaries and then vote for whoever wins the Democratic primary. I wish Biden wasn’t running. He is too old. He did some good things while he has been president and save us from Trump and a Republican Christian Nation. But Biden should have had the wisdom to stop after one term. Now it looks like I will be voting for him for president again. We’ll see what will happen in primaries.
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If they can railroad Hillary over Bernie, there is no way in hell the DNC would allow ANYONE to spoil their centrist pick.
I voted for Bernie twice in the primaries and the Hillary and Biden in the presidential election.
The young people didn’t turn out to vote for Bernie. They would post support in social media but then didn’t vote. It was very disappointing because Bernie would have been a great progressive president.
You can thank Republicans and lazy Democrats for failing to educate the young on the election process. The Dems actively fought against Bernie in the primary, too. There was no way they were going to tell young people to go upset their darling pick.
Personally I prefer range voting but I’ll take what I can get.
I think ranked choice is the more palatable option for the masses, although it would be lovely having so much control over my vote.
“How do you do, fellow pissers?”
So, um, what’s the shelf for? (Is it for when you’re so well hydrated, your pisses become so long and boring you need an elbow rest?)
To put your glass of beer (cause of piss) on.
Huh. The decadence of the New World.
If the shelf has a slope, then the pub has (or had) a problem with cokey punters
Real talk, is the header photo a real photo or AI generated? Like…why is DeSantis having a photo-op at a urinal, is that a regular occurrence in the states?
I’m not trying to be cheeky, I’m actually confused about it lol
It’s a satire site so I am almost positive it’s highly edited.
Oh my god, I ate the onion.
I didn’t even realize what community this was, I just saw the thumbnail on all, my bad!
Who can blame you, really?
This was just barely too over the top to be real, but it was close. Such is the bizarre world we live in.
Umm. That’s how sex happens in the bathroom.
you know what else I like? Shootn’ a fat load. Don’t you? Man, wish I could shoot a fat load right now, yaknowatimean? strokes cock Hey, why don’t we shoot one right now. Just to get the pressure out. Here, let me help………
Aaaaand, REPUBLICAN GAY SEX! Woo!
Happens all the time, ask Larry.
Are you suggesting that Pudding Fingers has a wide stance in the men’s room?
oh, I’m sorry. How did my dick get under the bathroom stall. Golly, a gay could have a lot of fun under here, haha. Let’s pretend hahaha ha ha.
A perfect ending:
At press time, DeSantis also professed his love for shitting
Love how they have the camera in the bathroom 🤣
What an oddly staged photo. Note how desantis is standing back so the other dude can be in shot.
No one pees like this.
Gonna need a /s or something because I can’t tell if you are serious
Admittedly I also do love to piss
