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minus-squareTeamAssimilation@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up11·14 hours agoFinally they discovered eternal youth and they never spoke of it again.
minus-squaredeegeeselinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-213 hours agoHello, Starfleet Medical? I’d like to schedule my annual transporter based cellular rejuvenation.
minus-squareMajorHavoc@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 hours agoStarfleet Medical has no record of such a procedure. ... But rumor has it that nice things can happen if you palm Commander O’Brien 2 slips of gold pressed latinum.
minus-squareteft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 hour agoCommander? Miles is an enlisted man, he works for a living. His rank is Senior Chief Petty Officer.
minus-squarecybervseas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·13 hours agoSame reason Picard is bald. Aging, death, baldness; humanity has moved past all of these concerns in the future lol.
minus-squareteft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 hour agoExcept for Badmiral Jameson. He died from complications of an age reducing treatment.
Finally they discovered eternal youth and they never spoke of it again.
Hello, Starfleet Medical? I’d like to schedule my annual transporter based cellular rejuvenation.
Starfleet Medical has no record of such a procedure.
...
But rumor has it that nice things can happen if you palm Commander O’Brien 2 slips of gold pressed latinum.
Commander?
Miles is an enlisted man, he works for a living. His rank is Senior Chief Petty Officer.
Same reason Picard is bald. Aging, death, baldness; humanity has moved past all of these concerns in the future lol.
Except for Badmiral Jameson. He died from complications of an age reducing treatment.