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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

Jeff Bezos Sends Note To Whole Foods Staff Forbidding Criticism Of Grapes

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Jeff Bezos Sends Note To Whole Foods Staff Forbidding Criticism Of Grapes

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago
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MIAMI—Asserting that many differing perspectives on the fruit were readily available online, billionaire Jeff Bezos reportedly sent a note to staff at the Amazon-owned Whole Foods this week strictly forbidding the criticism of grapes. “I grew up eating grapes and proudly so,” said Bezos, who emphasized the role grapes have played in shaping American culture […]
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    why didn’t they use fuckin oranges? it was right there

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Oranges are real fuckin’ annoying when they talk. I can only offer up two examples to prove my point, but it’s weird that there are two of them.

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    You might get graped in the mouth.

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    Is this possibly a reference to the Delano grape strike?

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