That may not be your choice, sir. Have you accepted any Meta terms & conditions lately? Depending on our data on your dick measurements, you may have already been signed up for Alpha testing.
It appears that Kolanaki’s friend did indeed upload a photo of him once, so terms and conditions do apply. Appeals may be presented to the support staff, you may not bring us to court over this (as the terms and conditions clearly state).
I’m certainly not going to be the first person to test the Zuckbot 9000’s suction capabilities. I’m kind of attached to my dick.
That may not be your choice, sir. Have you accepted any Meta terms & conditions lately? Depending on our data on your dick measurements, you may have already been signed up for Alpha testing.
It appears that Kolanaki’s friend did indeed upload a photo of him once, so terms and conditions do apply. Appeals may be presented to the support staff, you may not bring us to court over this (as the terms and conditions clearly state).
To complete your registration with thro@ts we need to verify your identity.
Insert DNA into the Thro@ts receptacle