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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 年前

Maybe I'll just get a soda...

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Maybe I'll just get a soda...

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 年前
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  • Patrizsche@lemmy.world
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    W FART FREE WATER

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      Common fart-free water W
      L Fart water got that negative rizz ong

      • Blyfh@lemmy.world
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        Thanks for making me giggle. Had a really bad day due to being sick.

        • Radioactive Radio@lemm.ee
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          Get better noob.

          • Blyfh@lemmy.world
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            Uh, t-thanks…?

    • Kraivo@lemmy.world
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      Water fart free free water

    • cultsuperstar@lemmy.mlB
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      I saw FART before I saw FREE WATER vertically.

  • NessD@lemmy.world
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    Well, IT IS fart free.

    • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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      do we know that?

    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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      I don’t care if it’s free! Take the farts out of the water!

    • SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works
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      Butt is it?

    • sharpiemarker@feddit.de
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      Technically it’s impossible for water to be fart free.

      • affiliate@lemmy.world
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        i wouldn’t be so sure

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          I mean there’s a finite amount of water on earth. Everything we drink came from somewhere else. The ocean; whale farts. A spring; farts carried in cloud of water vapor before raining down. You’re drinking the same water that has passed through Elvis and Genghis Khan.

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    Some graphic designer thought he was so clever. This is atrocious

    • Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee
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      He knows.

    • teegus@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s just missing an ‘A’ there before the 'R’s then it’s art

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        “Hey Ryan, how’s your FART project going?” -Kevin, The Office

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    I don’t understand, you prefer your water full of farts?

    • Thteven@lemmy.world
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      It clearly says the water is fart free. That’s a W in my book.

    • angelsomething@lemmy.one
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      It’s We fart free water. Gary, the boss’s son “lost” the E on the way in and so they figured people would get it anyway.

    • XEAL@lemm.ee
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      May I have some frater please

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    W fart, have some free water

  • Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world
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    More of a fart post innit?

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    Is there a c/keming community here? Or a c/dontdeadopeninside?

    • gk99@lemmy.world
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      This wouldn’t go in either

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        It definitely fits dontdeadopeninside imo.

  • loftypancake
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    What’s wrong with free fart water

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      Fart free water is how I read it. I definitely don’t want farts in my water. I’m glad someone finally did something about it.

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        This is one of those situations where the fact that they pointed out it was fart-free makes it that much more suspicious. Like, “Drink this - we definitely didn’t fart in it!”

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          Right. It’s like reassuring definitely no one jerked into your Döner sauce.

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      I mean, the price is right.

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    W fart free water

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      It is a W. I don’t want any farts in my water.

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    Fart Art

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    its cute that you all think its fart water but its just clever marketing for plain ol mop water

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    Soda IS the water carbonised with farts.

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      The water is fart free, the soda is not

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    Idk I like my water fart-free

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    FA

    RT

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    I would tuck my shirt in aggressively and set course to the Hell No system, maximum warp.

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