• rustyfish@lemmy.worldEnglish
    10·
    10 hours ago

    Which is also awesome dating advice.

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    Please do not hunt your crush down like you would hunt a prehistoric deer.

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
    46·
    20 hours ago

    That’s what I did, I spent my entire life slowing moving forwards every day making a little progress no matter the amount and now that I’m 32 I have finally got a drawing my mother would put on the fridge.

  • gibmiser@lemmy.world
    521·
    22 hours ago

    Fucking lol unironically this is amazing advice. Be strategic and deliberate, pace yourself, go get it.

  • BarqsHasBite@lemmy.world
    20·
    20 hours ago

    Also, it’s easier to maintain a steady jog pace rather than running all over the place like in soccer.

    (They studied soccer players and found they don’t actually cover much distance. But it’s exhausting.)

    • bleistift2English
      7·
      9 hours ago

      11km in 90 minutes, if anyone’s interested. I wouldn’t call that “not much distance”

      • mosiacmango@lemm.ee
        1·
        2 hours ago

        A lot of sprinting in those 7 miles too. Aint that many “long distance sprinters” for a reason.

  • the dopamine fiend@lemmy.world
    12·
    19 hours ago

    “I’m tired of chasing my dreams. I’m just gonna find out where they’re going and hook up with them later.” - Mitch Hedberg