God was there
In the corner
Quietly jerking off
Then cumming over the two of them
God is a kinky dude, I like him.
“And the Holy Spirit came upon them…”
Just keep in mind God doesn’t think anal and oral sex (hopefully not in that order, but no shame you do you) counts according to some religious people i met.
The legends of the poophole loophole are still spread to these days.
My understanding is that anal and oral are “wrong” in the same way masturbation is, it’s spilling your seed outside of sex for procreation.
But like, clearly a tier better than premarital sex so…
If you believe Jesus, even looking at a woman with lust in your heart is equivalent to full-on adultery, so no tiers. Many Christians actually believe that and, for example, would treat discovering a partner watching porn as if they’ve discovered the partner cheating.
Man, what a waste.
In Tebow’s shoes I’d have been having sex with every woman I see.
Like a sea turtle trying to get up on a raft.
What a mental image. Brain bleach, stat, please.
I’m still chuckling over this.
Is this a parody, or did someone actually brag on twitter about having sex? I honestly can’t tell what’s satire any more.
Could be either way, honestly. He’s a fundie who bragged about remaining a virgin until marriage. He finally got hitched to a former Miss Universe of all people, at age 32 or something.
Miss Universe
That shit’s so rigged. Always an earthling. SMH
Yeah, pretty much don’t stand a chance unless you’re a featherless biped with two boobs.
Well who else would win, a vogon?
Thinks of the tentacle possibilities. !
Oh trust me, I do
Ummmm, this is so cringe:
https://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/looks-like-tim-tebow-has-finally-had-the-sex-26678445
The other posters replying to you are as bad as the clickbait links they posted. I’m not about to go searching this guys social media, but this image or quote it wasn’t in either link they shared.
What the fuck is wrong with you posters? Not answering the question and posting a link to a news article that also doesn’t answer the question? Fucking don’t wast my time jesus.
The whole of the internet to figure out if something is factual or not and yet you demand someone else does the thinking for you
No wonder AI will replace us so easily
No, I “demand” that they don’t post in a way that implies the thing is real with links when the links don’t contain that information.
I will admit I’m being a grouchy ass. Sorry I’m taking my frustration out on you guys.
jesus
Jesus was not there.
Five years ago…
Probably had it a couple of other times since then. Would have to check his posts to be sure. Willing to bet there were maybe a few times where God was not there.
Are they still married?
These types typically call it quits quickly
I used to fill in for god to watch him have sex, I thought him having god watch was for religious reasons, but he just can’t get off unless someone’s silently judging him in the corner.
