Nincompoop

Damn, that’s so cool.

Can you imagine forgetting to take out the trash?

I’m not saying there was a pee tape, but we don’t know there wasn’t a pee tape.

Great time for everyone to call her office and innocently ask if they’re holding any more town halls. Over. And over. And over. And over.

I risk a broken arm if my dog sees a squirrel. She’s never even close to catching one, but it sure doesn’t stop her from trying.

Free as in fallin’?

Those are barnacle tongues. If you touch them, they start pulling you up towards their mouth.

Did you not read the Brannock device?

It’s fucking dense.

Turkmenistan

Couldn’t hug it any tighter. :(

Pro-tip: you can never be too careful.

You gents have convinced me to click around a bit more. I have my research cut out for me this evening.

Where!? Are you peeping on folks?

I once rented a whole reflector telescope.

Well, yeah, if you’re lucky enough to find an old magazine in the woods, but that doesn’t count, because it’s not usually free otherwise.

Doesn’t dropping or pausing more than 100 suggest more activity under Biden than the 80 prosecuted, since the Trump crew certainly didn’t initiate them?

AH. WAS. RUN. IN.