eqirhx@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoThe random unflushed turd floating in a public bathroom might have bacteria in it that would improve your health or cure your depression.message-squaremessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up189arrow-down120file-text
arrow-up169arrow-down1message-squareThe random unflushed turd floating in a public bathroom might have bacteria in it that would improve your health or cure your depression.eqirhx@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square23fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day ago“What do you do for a living?” “My poops are the right kind of poops. So doctors pay me to take my poops so others can eat them.” “…what?”
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·17 hours ago“They’re the best poops. Really, I don’t know anyone who has poops as good as me. And all the people, all the doctors, the committees, everyone agrees, everyone knows, my poops are the best. The best for me, the best for America.”
“What do you do for a living?”
“My poops are the right kind of poops. So doctors pay me to take my poops so others can eat them.”
“…what?”
“They’re the best poops. Really, I don’t know anyone who has poops as good as me. And all the people, all the doctors, the committees, everyone agrees, everyone knows, my poops are the best. The best for me, the best for America.”