I have seen so many different approaches to ingress be responded to by Lemmings as inappropriate or creepy, much of it hypocritical to other responses, but I digress: is there ANY appropriate way that everyone can agree on for convincing humans to invite you past their threshold?
From the collective consciousness of Lemmy comments I have read, my impression is that the only appropriate thing is to be born into a coterie with thralls already and never make any moves or even so much as look at a human in your unlifetime.
Ask if they have a bush or tree you can urinate or defecate on lmao.
I feel like a vampire wrote this
Could you maybe tone down your user name, I’m finding it hard to look directly at.
There isn’t an upvote button hard enough for me to express how much I love your reply my man
Nice try, vampire. I’m not giving you permission to enter my home.
Go to rural US, knock on the door and tell them you’d like to discuss their love for Trump. They’ll invite you right in.
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It is not worth bothering. Humans have a test where they show their teeth to each other. Sometimes accompanied by a hoh hoh sound. If you do not pass this they will not invite you to their private chambers.
Is this some spam by a bot or a genuine question?Seems to be a joke poking fun at the other post. I’m not bothered by this, but if people start making a bunch of these, I’ll ask them to stop.
Thanks for explaining the joke to me. I’m slowly starting to doubt Lemmy’s intellect… But yes, this seems to be a pun (fortunately).
LOL/cringe/LOL/cringe/LOL/cringe/LOL/cringe … ad infinitum
are you okay?
That linked list was… something else.
