This seems accurate.
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“And then I showed him our second most important sport–peeping!”
Peeping on people sleeping while weeping: the new triathlon!
The day Colombo saved Earth from the overcompetitive alien race that wanted to subjugate the humans by defeating them in the sport of their choice
Nah, our most important sport is MINIMIZING the amount of sleep we can get away with, in favor of gaming.
That’s a relatively new twist of the sport. Like deathball to football.
Also, I’m trying to secure funding for my new sport, deathball.
That alien needs to drop his eyelash routine
