• aubertlone@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    For what it’s worth I have a bite guard and I can only wear it when I actually brush my teeth

    On top of power cleaning my asshole with my shower head’s “power clean” setting…

    My personal hygiene is just fine but thank you for the advice.

    At first I thought you were being pretentious so I was being defensive but you’re just being straight up so cool beans then

    Basically I’m just a little bit tipsy so I’m being hella aggressive right now.

    All that being said, do you exclusively use toilet paper for your butt?

    Because if that’s the case truth be told you could be taking personal hygiene lessons from me.

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      6 days ago

      Poop schedule is directly before the morning shower - as Sarah Silverman once said, It isn’t clean unless it’s two inches deep clean.

      And if it’s pretentious to brush your teeth every day then I guess I am pretentious.

      Bite guard is smart, I need to use mine more.

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        16 hours ago

        like I said you were just keeping it real

        When you know you know.

        And you’re about it.

        Is it pretentious did I say that? How foolish of me