• UmeU@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    Poop schedule is directly before the morning shower - as Sarah Silverman once said, It isn’t clean unless it’s two inches deep clean.

    And if it’s pretentious to brush your teeth every day then I guess I am pretentious.

    Bite guard is smart, I need to use mine more.

    • aubertlone@lemmy.world
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      16 hours ago

      like I said you were just keeping it real

      When you know you know.

      And you’re about it.

      Is it pretentious did I say that? How foolish of me