I feel their pain with every CEO shot. Thoughts and prayers.

Unnecessary middleman responsible for human suffering promises to produce the same amount of suffering while having a concerned look on his face.

”We hear for you…”

I mean, they don’t feel it. Yet…

Fuck you. Pay me.

The idea that Witty, who earned $23.5 million last year alone and is a Brit literally knighted by the UK, would “understand” the struggle of any ordinary person is of course laughable.

Fuck

It’s typical CEO speak to write entire articles for the New York Times that say essentially nothing, promise nothing, and only give meaningless platitudes.

It isn’t unique to just CEOs, all the C-levels do this shit. I once had a Chief Manufacturing Officer mention “creating Value” four times in one paragraph, which was pointless.

Once they are killing you in the streets and everyone is cheering, it is too late for striking a transparently false empathetic tone.

“I don’t believe you…”

—Ron Burgundy

Lmao I don’t fucking believe that for a second. Get fucked, insurers.

No, they don’t. But, hopefully, they will.

Now they feel our pain.