WASHINGTON—Revealing that retirees have a lot to look forward to after exiting the workforce, the Federal Reserve Survey of Consumer Finances, published Wednesday, found that the majority of Americans had enough saved for an absolutely incredible single day of retirement. “By the time most people leave the workforce, they’ll have accrued the necessary funds to […]
Oh regale us more with your tales of bootstraps and avocado toast.
Or don’t. In fact, please don’t.