Them boys ain’t going home.
They will not grow old.
Wouldn’t it be funny if, as an organised joke, they’d all agree to bring back only (lots of) furry porn to see how that would shape the nation through generations to come?
Well, it’s not like they have free will. All their knowledge of outside world and within country is filtered through their government, bringing back furry porn means nothing if they cannot share it. It’ll be confiscated immediately on arrival.
It’ll be confiscated immediately on arrival.
You act as if they have any chance of getting back into North Korea. Even if they survive combat there is no chance they would every be let back inside after having seen the outside world
I’m not so sure but i don’t think that could be the case tbh. Despite being seclusive country, they do allow student to study abroad and they allow their people to work abroad as well. Under what condition, i don’t know, but the number is very limited and they also allowed back in for “reeducation”. This article has a tiny bit of info on this. I suspect they made use of social alienation so even when they went back and tell others what’s it like, no one will believe it because of how deep the indoctrination run.
Edit: to add, these are the top soldiers they sending, NK will definitely want them back.
So, a one way ticket?
One way ticket to (warzone) porntown
They would 1000% be searched upon returning.
Edit: OOP. Didn’t see the last part of your comment. Sorry.
Squirrel and Hedgehog was made by the Norks, if they are not familiar with furry porn then they are at least familiar with furrys as a concept.
What do you mean, “washing machine”?
There is a whole genre of pornography that is centered around a woman of questionable intelligence getting stuck in a washing machine/couch cushion/stair bannister/etc and then getting fucked by stepson/brother/cousin/father/random repairmam either to get them free or because they are unable to stop them.
It very much seems like a quasi acceptable rape fantasy that isn’t totally rape even though obviously it would be Rape.
I know. The joke is, Russian soldiers have stolen washing machines from homes in occupied territory, indicating a domestic shortage, and presumably, some North Koreans would not even know about them.
The age of the great north Korean porn revolution is upon us
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North Korean soldiers deployed to Russia have never experienced Internet before and are gorging on pornography https://www.newsweek.com/north-korean-troops-russia-ukraine-war-gorging-pornography-1981960
I don’t understand how that’s related.
It would probably help if you tried to elaborate on your confusion lol. I have no idea where this meme is failing to get across.
I don’t know what the stuck in the laundry machine thing is about.
Go to a porn site and look up “washing machine”. It’s very common in mainstream porn these days, along with an irritating level of “step mom” and “step sibling”. It tells a tale of incest and basically sexual assault where a family member gets “stuck” in furniture or an appliance with their butt sticking out.
TIL …
Men have the strangest fantasies in porn.
Good on you, you’re innocent, incredibly so
Edit: But for a genuine answer, getting stuck in washing machines is an infamous part of porn “plots”
I don’t see that kind of porn because I like it to be much more… Well, more. And I don’t want a plot.
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