Next, they’re bringing them democracy?

Gold

Don’t tell America…

…there’s oil in America.

“What?! They have oil? And brown people?!? GET 'EM!”

This the realest fake headline

Mission accomplished.

Now offering Democracy as a Service (DaaS)

Thanks Obama!

“nepo-baby creep” … pure poetry

Are Americans finally reaping what they’ve sown for over a hundred years? I can’t wait to watch. I hope they have Trump for life.