You’ve got mail!
Time to get medieval on dat ass.
“Oh shit. Why didn’t you tell me we were going to a ren faire/Medieval Times? I would have dressed up too!”
Laugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.
Except that’s the bottle opener…
Someone else who doesn’t know which one is the can opener. So?
Demand a shrubbery.
I’m here, I’m here.
CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!
I would think there’s a fair chance she might be interested in hearing all about my 18th level Paladin!
Gosh, is it warm in here?
Ask her if the maille is butted or riveted
We going to Medieval Times!
As a longbow user, that armor isn’t going to be much good
You don’t need to put a ring on it…
… unless she was going to expand on the chain mail coif; then you’ll need lots of rings.
keep my lance hid until the joust begins
Expect an inquisition into ur bedroom.
Take her to paladinner and a movie?
(Sorry.)
beg her to marry me
