So what do you call this trip?

Sounding America?

The Great American Colonoscopy?

We need a medical professional to weigh in on this.

You know the craziest part? Had king dipshit just used fkin’ cameras LIDAR instead of LIDAR Cameras not only would manufacture had been cheaper, but it would work waaaaaaaay better at the whole self driving part.

Edit - Fixed

You. I like you.

Is there a /noshitsherlock community yet?

Illegal Immigrants cannot vote. No matter how much chuds want it to be true it just isnt. Hell we lock up natural born citizens for voting at the wrong fking location when they’re fully legal to vote. Our shit is stupidly hard locked down.

I’m of the opinion that we should have switched to all digital a decade ago. Fuck it. Lets see those results in real time. But that would require our leaders to have enough modern knowledge about computing systems to be able to understand the basics of whats going on. These fkin’ clowns are all “DoeS tHE TikToK coNnEct t0 mY wIfi?” Like yeah Harold I’m sure you could shoe a horse like a mfer back during the civil war, now find your downloads folder for me.

Bustin’ so much it was dust’in

Just want to love each other…

Lmao. Thanks for that memory necro.

We tried that. The result was Wilding vs DNC Services Corp.

Toxic Avenger is the hero of the people.

I really hate living in the armpit of history. Too late to see first flight and the moon landing. Too early to travel into space.

I might actually be alive to see AGI happen. At least in its proto-form. Which actually is kinda exciting. Unfortunately its owned and controlled by the most sadistic avaricious capitalists that have ever existed. Meaning it will be used almost exclusively for evil. Killbots and wiping out whole industries worth of jobs. Naturally with no retraining or UBI to float the inevitable victims.

Twitter made me hate people. FB made me realize just how dumb people are. Reddit made me realize that there are no good guys in positions of power. Bluesky is actually pretty chill. But I prefer this format. A forum style.

That’s the ideal outcome imo. That instead of just killing us it takes over management of the planet Earth and everything on it. AI Driven Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism baby. Oh yeah.

That said, killing us would be more efficient.

This is a known bug. For some reason (Ron Howard - “Corruption”) the devs (Ron Howard - “The US Government”) refuses to patch (Ron Howard - “put a stop to”) it by passing laws to stop it.

Mine must be narcoleptic. I put it in sleep mode. Come back the next day and it’s shut itself down. (inb4 - I know)

Tis a noble endeavor indeed.

I don’t respect Batman. His superpower is trustfund.

Like a fart in a diving helmet I imagine.

Just been a parade of Reagans ever since Reagan. CIA Reagan, Band kid Reagan, Warmonger Reagan, Black Reagan, Orange Reagan, Sleepy Reagan, and soon we’ll probably have Girl Power Reagan.

Such is the st8 of American Politics. This is the bad place. Nothing ever gets better here. This whole country is 12 megacorps in a trenchcoat lording over one massive slave pen.

This is your periodic reminder that “White Jesus” was modeled on Caesar Borgia, Michaelangelo’s “very close friend” as historians like to put it.

Also xmas trees are giant cocks. Yep. Huge phallic symbols.

Happy Saturnalia.