Next the beavers will be saying that they’re bigger than Jesus Christ.
Anything but metric!
Bieber is German for beaver. Finally someone made the connection.
which one did Winona have?
Why is the beaver smaller than Bieber?
Justin Beaver
The one from Beavers and Butthead?
Omg. It’s the Beavles!
Rooftop concert!!!
Don’t mention “the incident”!
Thank god they didn’t use metric, I wouldn’t have understood
Tired metric joke
This one’s actually funny though, Bieber is beaver in German
Does justin bieber vary in height so much that they had to specify using his ‘average height’?
People vary in height throughout the day due to spine compression. You are at the tallest in the morning before your spine has had time to compress. Adults get shorter as they age largely due to the same phenomenon taking place over many years.
But I think that says “average human” and not “average height”.
Am I the only one confused because the beaver is clearly shorter than the Bieber?
Bigger != taller explicitly
This reads like a No Such Thing As A Fish fact
Bigger than Bieber, the old beaver brushed the broken lever while brandishing a bloody cleaver
Global Scientific Survey Deploys Giant Autonomous Vaginas to Assess the Planetary Situation
Dam, Justin ‘bout to find out.