Be sure to include backing music that will get it copystruck on Youtube as soon as it starts to get popular.

She’s aging into Kerri Kenney-Silver

That’s a type of transporter accident we haven’t seen before.

SNW made it canon that they can beam genes into Spock’s eyes, so beaming the skeleton out of someone must be possible.

For me there are only three seasons worth caring about:

• Novelty candy season (October - Easter)
• OMG fresh strawberries! season (April - June)
• Novelty ice cream season (July - September)

I found that out the hard way, trying to make a cookie the size of a brown dwarf star. I shook the flour bag a little too vigorously and, uh-oh spagettification-o’s.

He keeps 3 of them as pets.

I’ve been using a release candidate to play with the Lemmy-JS client (plus Fresh for the web framework) for a week and change now. But I’m not really a frontend guy, so I’m not the best to review it.

That said: I love that it’s TS by default, server-side unless you’re deliberate about it, and that every command I need is covered by the Deno executable.

Don’t be silly. Americans don’t know how to yield. Every time I have to go through a traffic circle I make sure to update my will first.

If I’m assigning members of The State to my Enterprise, I think I’m putting Ken Marino in engineering. Tom Lennon is the captain with Micheal Ian Black as his cocksure Number One. In honor of Wanderlust I’d make Jo Lo Truglio ship’s counselor/nudist.

Just open a window. I’m sure they noticed, but they’ll be cool about it.

There was an empty box of these in my childhood home until my parents moved in the mid-00s.

They dulled your taste buds so food would be less tempting. They got fairly popular in the 70s after the US decided that maybe putting amphetamines in OTC diet pills wasn’t a great idea, and people were looking for other magic weightloss products.

I’m imagining Superman’s Krptonian family all arriving via their space pods to a family reunion where they, and the holograms of their parents, geek out over 80’s human tech.

“Ultimately it increases entropy… let me tell you about the heat death of the universe…”

“No, Mom! I’m still afraid of the False Vacuum monster laying underneath my ground state!”

A ____, a ____, and a ____ walk into a bar. You’d think the last one would have seen it coming.

We just have to apply Leon math. He says 2-3 years, so that’s 7 to 10 in reality. It will also cost 5x what is expected and be missing 60% of features at launch. Plus it’ll have new features, like it will have a steering wheel and peddles and require driver input every 15 miles or so.

was a 1-in-1,000-year rain event

“Was,” as in used to be a 1 in 1000 year event. Now its anybody’s guess.

The bass line from that chorus is going to be in my head for at least 2 days.

The poster child for: This meeting could have been an email.

Roxanne by The Police