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Immigrants are eating dogs. Buy my trading cards, I’m a Cowboy GI Joe, it’s going to be worth a looooot of money!!! Also Kambalula NEVER WORKED AT McDoNALdS but look at these pics of Taylor Swift she loves me but fuck that overrated bitch. They gave me an award once for being the most honest person on earth but covid is a democrat scam, now buy my steaks and bitcoin, I’m the least racist person in the world even the lazy mexicans and black bitches say it but women think I’m the most sexy business man they all want me to grab them by the pussy but I wouldn’t rape the ugly ones. Send donations liberals are giving abortion to trans communist. 50% of the country will vote for me anyway, lol.
When Trump says he’s “pro crypto”, this is what he means.
Meanwhile the SEC under Biden/Harris has helped crypto by targeting actual scams like this one.
So in case you have a friend who’s a crypto bro, remind him who has actually helped and who called Bitcoin a scam.
The only crypto where the rug pull is done on top
“New crypto coin” is a weird way to say bribe money laundering
Bribe. Scam. It’s all snowballing into the same thing.
treat them as unique beanie babys or basketsport cards. They are only worth anything because of their limited supply.
My farts in a sealed bucket are extremely limited and yet I haven’t found a single buyer.
If you did, I bet the supply would increase. Much like these “limited” Trump farts.
On that note…
Do you honestly think that, on the off chance that the Trump family sells out of these things, they won’t immediately mint more? It’s “limited” in the same way Marvel movies are limited.
Imagine buying a politician’s cryptocurrency
Imagine buying a policitian
's cryptocurrencyImagine buying
a politician’scryptocurrencyHave fun buying your drugs IRL like it’s 1970 or something.
pfft I wish my dealer took cash they like being paid in venmo!
Don’t worry though i put the pizza emoji in there for the reason they’ll never be able to pin it on me!
Imagine buying
a policitian’s cryptocurrency
I’d say it’s remarkable that Trump is even still able to run for president, but all this country seems to care about is social issues, and that clearly makes it easier to control people.
Isn’t that the point? Allow anybody (including foreign crypto holders) to funnel money into the Trump family bank account with zero accountability?
I saw a documentary about the trump, or the wall. And they were selling part of the wall where people could write their name. It was really clear that this family is just scamming people left and right!!
It was really clear that this family is just scamming people left and right!!
Mainly right tho
Ayo
Breaking news, obvious scam is a scam.
*Obvious money laundering is money laundering (and also a scam).
Not sure I’d call it money laundering, it’s all being done in the clear.
But it’s certainly a scam:
The paper released Thursday shows that Trump and his family assume no liability. It indicates that none of them are directors, employees, managers or operators of WLF or its affiliates, and said the project and the tokens “are not political and have no affiliation with any political campaign.”
There’s a strong implication that launching this during his campaign means it’s tied to the campaign, but it’s really not.
World Liberty Financial, or WLF
are these the guys that sell wolf cola
Sounds like the guys that sell limited edition newly minted coins on Fox News commercials.
The stupidest thing about Trump is that he could have extorted billions of dollars out of the Saudis on Inauguration Day. Even Team Rocket could have figured that out.
I’m not 100% sure Jared didnt
I’m unfamiliar with this, what’s the story there?
Team Rocket are the primary antagonists in the Pokemon series, and the lead characters from Team Rocket are usually inept with their plans getting foiled by the protagonists, who are 10 or 11yo, and usually by accident.
Ah, the ol’ Lemmy Pokeroo.
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Hold my pokéball I’m going in!
I’m mad but I laughed.
I wonder if any particular blyat is gonna buy these up.
Every blyat and zasranets will.
Washing that money clean