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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

How careless of me

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How careless of me

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee
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    I am the developer of that scanner’s software. There is a known bug, where the scanner says “€” instead of “cm” when little objects come near it.

    • Kalkaline @leminal.space
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      I definitely heard about this from reliable independent sources

      • kambusha@sh.itjust.works
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        Same. Here’s my reference: https://lemm.ee/comment/15538085

  • SSTF@lemmy.world
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    I need this magnum thread tape for my monster pipe.

    • candyman337@sh.itjust.works
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  • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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    And yes I keep a barcode on it so I can keep inventory of the goods.

    • webghost0101
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      I shave my pubes to form a QR code that links to my most recent STD checkup.

      Edit: “scan here for my consent form”

  • DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca
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    So your job is to be filled by monsters?
    Bad Dragon product tester?

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    Too bad it’s worth so little

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