Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoDo NOT forget your protractor.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1205arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1204arrow-down1imageDo NOT forget your protractor.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square16fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down1·2 months agoForget your protractor. You’ll find out.
minus-squareHessiaNerd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 months agoIn my head it was going to be a lecture about having the right tools for the job, and making the kids crack walnuts barehanded. Then I see those kids are tied up… and home dude is looking way too comfortable finding just the right walnut. Some illegal shit is about to go down.
minus-squarenailingjello@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoIt’s when the teacher puts his nuts on his students face, seems like a reasonable response to forgetting a protractor.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoNot that I’d want Mr. Lloyd doing that to me, but considering the kids are tied to a tree, that sounds like they got let off easy.
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·2 months agoThe walnuts are on a string and lubed.
minus-squareturbulentMagma@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoBack against the wall, nuts in your face
minus-squareNo_Money_Just_Change@feddit.orglinkfedilinkDeutscharrow-up1·2 months agoIt is like bamboo torture, just slower
minus-squaregggg@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoyou get tied up and experience his walnut pontifications
Dare I ask what is a ‘Walnut Ordeal’?
Forget your protractor. You’ll find out.
In my head it was going to be a lecture about having the right tools for the job, and making the kids crack walnuts barehanded.
Then I see those kids are tied up… and home dude is looking way too comfortable finding just the right walnut. Some illegal shit is about to go down.
It’s when the teacher puts his nuts on his students face, seems like a reasonable response to forgetting a protractor.
Not that I’d want Mr. Lloyd doing that to me, but considering the kids are tied to a tree, that sounds like they got let off easy.
you dare not
The walnuts are on a string and lubed.
Back against the wall, nuts in your face
It is like bamboo torture, just slower
you get tied up and experience his walnut pontifications