He looks so unenthusiastic about it.
“Nothing personal. Needs must, bro. Needs must.”
💥🤛
“It’s the Law of the Jungle I’m afraid, old chap.”
Why are you making me do this? :(
‘Here I go, killing again.’
It is a real photo but I hate the AI infused world in which I immediately question the veracity of any photo.
Never have I ever been punched in the face by a gorilla
Just ask your mom to do it.
I’ll tell her when we finish up here.
To be clear, I said your mom. What are you doing with your mom?
That’s a different person. They’re passing on the message.
Ohhh
all the people on here are the same person in my head except for like @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
What makes me different from soup?
Soup can’t talk
Up to my nose in cooch.
Weird taste though. Reminds me on Uncle Steve.
Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face by a gorilla.
“I said, NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!”
Grodd?
POV you’re the fifth person in a row to bring potato salad with eggs to my vegan potluck after I specifically wrote “PS and no potato salad please haha xD” on the rsvp
Well, just feed it to the cat.
but my cat is vegan don’t get mad it’s their choice I’ve tried!!
What about Potato Salad?
but its german
That must have hurt.
Probably not, gorilla pretty tough.
Yeah, but if he hit the camera he might have bruised a knuckle or two.
So… did he die?
Major Arthur clenching his fist vibes
RIP Christophe Courteau
Man, that gorilla needs to work on his stance. He’s swinging like an schoolgirl.
Maybe, but he can also rip your arm off and beat you to death with it…
When wrestling with a toddler, your stance doesn’t really matter.
Why the fist is so tiny
That one is … far away.
Like few hundreds meters away
True https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/drunk-gorilla/ (but not drunk)
Friday night, eh?
…into 2025
That’s why he’s posting it in September 2024. Knocked him 6 years ahead.
