It’s the classic Germany-France joke, but modified:
A German was on a trip to Poland.
He reached passport control and the officer asked:
“Name?”
“Hans Kleiner”
“Age?”
“31”
“Occupation?”
“No no, just visiting”
Its the russians you need to watch
𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉
I’m sorry, I don’t speak gothic
oh no
Aber… aber, ich kann gar nichts Deutsch!
…this time
So is he a cool dude or another light fascist?
Well, It’s complicated. He’s from old-school neoliberal party and is by a lot od people viewed as a absolutne liar. We elected him, because other dominating party was sliding straight into authoritarian régime, so he was a lesser evil.
I was going to ask if he is one of the right wing idiots, thanks.
He’s definitely the better Donald T.
Fun fact: He literally is Donald T ;)
Man why can’t the rest of the world get on this level. The fact that he appeared on TV without a tie would get him mocked in the US because ties make you important or something?
It’s lightened up in recent years: https://www.npr.org/2024/04/01/1241984004/ties-necktie-biden-obama-clinton-presidents-fashion
Justice for Brobama’s tan suit 😔🤟
Funniest thing about that “controversy” is that Obama was wearing a suit almost identical to one worn by President Reagan. So unpresidential!
But he did it while black. Important detail for conservatives.
Seems like Obamas suit had less wrinkles too
As a German, fair enough.
Especially now that the border is being closed/controlled again.
Honestly, I’m happy we can send them help :3 🇩🇪♥️🇵🇱
I do laugh that it’s been long enough and relations are good enough they can joke about that.
Meanwhile, Polish politicians will demand WW2 reparations from Germany every time an election’s coming up.
I don’t think it was a joke
Germans think it’s funny.
Das genügt.
I haven’t heard the speech (tone, etc), but it does read like a joke.
Poles are fucked up, this is not a joke
Poles seeing German soldiers enter the country: “Not this shit again!”
“Aw shit, here we go again.”
It’s electric tric tric tric tric
🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
“Why are they all saluting like that??”
The sandbags need to be this high. Everyone got it? Now everyone show me how high!
Where is this from ?
Have you seen Kyle?
And here I thought I came up with an original joke.
No
It’s from Kyle
K ty
Goddamn AfD, we told them to stop “building roofs”
That dude has a good sense of humor. He seems like a good leader.
For real. Boris Johnson was always up for a laugh, and a bit of harmless fun, which is why we elected him. He was the absolute best thing to happen to England, and the wake of destruction he left behind still leaves many of us breathless.
Is Tusk similar to Boris? I mean, obviously Boris presided over Brexit which was a real fuck-up. Then again, was Brexit really Boris’s fault? What with the referendum, democracy and all that good stuff. It seems to me that the people of the UK made their own bed in that regard.
Since 5:45 we’re
shflooding back!If you see Russians coming from the other side, panic.
Doesn’t look like they d be coming in the next couple of years
Don’t panic; open fire.
But what if it’s cloudy?
The fire is still there.
We’re all a little jumpy in general due to recent events.